Vita Trinkle

Who denies seeing the lights on religious grounds.

Preach

A minister way too funny even for a Methodist.

Crackers

The hippie whose girlfriend believed she was a Comanche in another life.

Scotty

A soft-spoken cowboy with a chronic fear of water.

Nurse Penny

The pysch ward nurse known by her patients as Mrs. Hitler.

Dean Barley

Committed to the mental hospital because of his passion for costume jewelry.

Sandee Lampass

Who moves from Connecticut to Lubbock because of her intense dislike of trees.

Formby

Who fears a UFO absconded with his Persian cat, Fatima.

Nancella

The kindest beautician in

all of Texas.