Who denies seeing the lights on religious grounds.
A minister way too funny even for a Methodist.
The hippie whose girlfriend believed she was a Comanche in another life.
A soft-spoken cowboy with a chronic fear of water.
The pysch ward nurse known by her patients as Mrs. Hitler.
Committed to the mental hospital because of his passion for costume jewelry.
Who moves from Connecticut to Lubbock because of her intense dislike of trees.
Who fears a UFO absconded with his Persian cat, Fatima.
The kindest beautician in
all of Texas.