
Vita Trinkle
Who denies seeing the lights on religious grounds.

Preach
A minister way too funny even for a Methodist.

Crackers
The hippie whose girlfriend believed she was a Comanche in another life.

Scotty
A soft-spoken cowboy with a chronic fear of water.

Nurse Penny
The pysch ward nurse known by her patients as Mrs. Hitler.

Dean Barley
Committed to the mental hospital because of his passion for costume jewelry.

Sandee Lampass
Who moves from Connecticut to Lubbock because of her intense dislike of trees.

Formby
Who fears a UFO absconded with his Persian cat, Fatima.

Nancella
The kindest beautician in
all of Texas.