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Vita Trinkle

Who denies seeing the lights on religious grounds.

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Preach

A minister way too funny even for a Methodist.

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Crackers

The hippie whose girlfriend believed she was a Comanche in another life.

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Scotty

A soft-spoken cowboy with a chronic fear of water.

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Nurse Penny

The pysch ward nurse known by her patients as Mrs. Hitler.

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Dean Barley

Committed to the mental hospital because of his passion for costume jewelry.

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Sandee Lampass

Who moves from Connecticut to Lubbock because of her intense dislike of trees.

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Formby

Who fears a UFO absconded with his Persian cat, Fatima.

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Nancella

The kindest beautician in

all of Texas.